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Jessica G

Jessica G

Shocking: Woman Doesn’t Get Job After Countless Hours of Rehearsing How to Say “Hello”

A 25-year old woman tirelessly spent countless hours practicing how to say “hello” in the mirror and still didn’t land her dream job. “I…

Dec 26, 2019

Shocking: Woman Doesn’t Get Job After Countless Hours of Rehearsing How to Say “Hello”

Dec 26, 2019

Jessica G

Ugh! 10 Signs You’re an Entrepreneur and How to Cope

Did you attend an inspiring workshop or listen to some startup podcast or read some finance book or watch Shark Tank or read a book about…

Aug 14, 2019

Ugh! 10 Signs You’re an Entrepreneur and How to Cope

Aug 14, 2019

Jessica G

Best Dairy Alternatives for Cowards

“Awww waahhhh I’m a wee little baaabyyyy I can’t have dairy!” You cowards always have your excuses. If you were brave you wouldn’t care…

Aug 9, 2019

Best Dairy Alternatives for Cowards

Aug 9, 2019

Jessica G

What is Soup, Really?

Soup is an interesting thing. On the one hand, you’ve got the “S” which stands for stupefying. On the other hand, you’ve got the “O, “U,”…

Aug 8, 2019

What is Soup, Really?

Aug 8, 2019

Jessica G

What Starbucks Doesn’t Tell you About its Pumpkin Spice Latte

We’ve heard it time and time again: “hopefully the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back this fall!” Well…I’m here to say that I beg to…

Aug 8, 2019

What Starbucks Doesn’t Tell you About its Pumpkin Spice Latte

Aug 8, 2019

Jessica G

How to Watch Your Cat Sleep Without Beating His Ass Up

There he fcking goes again. Fcking sprawled out on a surface, closed his eyes and decided it was nappy-nap time.

Aug 8, 2019

How to Watch Your Cat Sleep Without Beating His Ass Up

Aug 8, 2019

Jessica G

Jessica G

This is not my LinkedIn presence. This is my manic-writer-using-satire-to-cope presence. If you’re a colleague or an ex, get out of my room! And shut the door!

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